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🪴 What if Harry Potter characters were houseplants?

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What if Harry Potter characters were houseplants?

Rich here, and welcome back to Houseplant Digest, sponsored by Houseplant SOS.

In this week’s issue:

  • Yesterday marked a magical anniversary
  • What if Hogwarts’ finest were houseplants?
  • Six plant + character pairings that just make sense
  • Which houseplant house would you be sorted into?
  • And more…

🇬🇧 Sheffield Answers

Every week, I get tons of questions about growing houseplants. In “Sheffield Answers”, I’m going to pick one out each week and answer it. Want to submit your own and get it featured next week? Click here to ask me a question!

Question: "I want to give plants as Christmas gifts. What plants will do well as I transport them home in the cold and what is the correct way to transport them to keep them healthy?" Debbie

My Answer: If they’re going to be out in the cold then you’ll need a heat pack of some kind. Choose one that lasts as long as you’re travelling. Other than that, lot’s of packaging. Tape down some packaging around the soil to stop it falling out and then pack the box with lots of paper or something to keep it nice and snug. Good luck!

🪴HOW TO & TIPS

Yesterday marked a special anniversary.

It was the day the first Harry Potter film hit theatres (yes, feel old).

So in true Sheffield Made Plants fashion, I thought we’d celebrate the only way I know how: by imagining what houseplants each Harry Potter character would be.

Grab your wand (or watering can), because it’s time to enter the Herbology Greenhouse.

🪄 Harry Potter — Fiddle Leaf Fig (Ficus lyrata)

Big personality. Slightly dramatic. Needs consistency and attention to reach its full potential.

Much like Harry, when conditions are right, it becomes a leader — bold, reliable, and impossible to ignore.

Care: Bright, indirect light, regular watering, and the occasional pep talk.

🦉 Hermione Granger — String of Pearls (Senecio rowleyanus)

Intelligent, detail-oriented, and just a bit of a show-off (in the best way).

The String of Pearls grows neatly and methodically, but one wrong move like too much water or too little sun and it’ll let you know.

Care: Lots of bright light, minimal watering, and don’t overcomplicate things (she’s already clever enough).

🐍 Draco Malfoy — Variegated Monstera (Monstera deliciosa ‘Albo’)

Rare. Dramatic. Expensive. Needs everything just so.

But when happy, it’s stunning — and, if we’re honest, secretly everyone’s favourite villain in the collection.

Care: Keep humidity high, light bright, and ego even higher.

🔥 Ron Weasley — Pothos (Golden) (Epipremnum aureum)

The ultimate loyal sidekick plant.

Reliable, forgiving, and always there when you need it. Not the flashiest, but always brightens the room.

Care: Water when dry, tolerate your chaos, and thrives even if you forget it for a week.

🪴 Rubeus Hagrid — Monstera Deliciosa

Big-hearted, impossible to miss, and always taking up more space than you expect.

A gentle giant that starts small and grows into something wild and magnificent — just like Hagrid’s love for his “little” creatures.

Care: Give it space, bright light, and regular pruning (before it swallows the house).

💀 Severus Snape — ZZ Raven (Zamioculcas zamiifolia ‘Raven’)


Mysterious, brooding, and somehow timeless.

Dark leaves. Slow growth. And an ability to thrive in low light — much like Snape’s ability to thrive on pure spite.

Care: Water sparingly. Respect the shadows. Appreciate the complexity.

And that’s our Hogwarts Herbology class complete

But here’s a question for you…

Which houseplant do you think you’d be?

Are you a dependable Pothos like Ron, or a dramatic Fiddle Leaf Fig like Harry himself?

Hit reply and let me know — bonus points if you assign yourself a Hogwarts House too.

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Did you know?

The screaming mandrakes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets were inspired by real folklore. In medieval Europe, the mandrake root was said to shriek when pulled from the ground. (Your Alocasia may try something similar.)

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